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Session begins—04:21:30
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RAMD: i take it you have completed the usual precautions?
ARC: HAVE I BECOME A DROOLING IMBECILE OVERNIGHT? LET ME CHECK: NO, STILL NO DESIRE TO ENTER ACADEME. SO WERE GOOD
RAMD: do you need to boost yourself with humor? Or do you feel the need to put me on the defensive before we even begin?
ARC: CHRIST, PLEASE DONT USE YOUR BRAIN VOODOO ON ME FIRST THING
ARC: KEEP ALL YOUR HEAD SHRINKING POWERS IN YOUR PANTS
ARC: DONT GO BLOWING YOUR BIG STEAMING WAD OF ANALYSIS ALL OVER ME, LEST YOU END UP UNABLE TO PERFORM WHEN THE BOSS REALLY NEEDS IT
RAMD: i believe that six lines is a new record for your reaching vulgarity. also, do you have to use all caps?
ARC: WELL SOMEONE HAS TO USE YOUR EXTRAS OTHERWISE THEY BUILD UP AND CLOG THE INTERTUBES!
RAMD: i find that this imitates my quiet and conciliatory tone. you seem like you are shouting.
ARC: WELL THEN ITS WORKING, BECAUSE I AM SHOUTING
ARC: ALL DAY AT ALL THE FUCKIN IDIOTS WHO STOMP AROUND HERE
ARC: CLUELESS AT THE DANGEROUS SHIT THATS GOING ON
RAMD: might I remind you that this session was your idea
ARC: FINE, YES. IM SUPPOSED TO ASK YOU TO BRIEF ME ON ZETA
ARC: BLUE WANTED TO ENSURE THAT I WAS UP TO SPEED
ARC: ON ALL THE PSYCH PROFILE CRAP. I HAVE THE VARIOUS HISTORIES AND PHYSICAL RECORDS
RAMD: very well.
RAMD: zeta was the last gestalt that was formed. it was…unexpected and did not follow the established protocol that gamma-epsilon did.
ARC: DON’T REMIND ME. IM STILL SORE FROM THE REAMING OUT I GOT OVER THAT
RAMD: how much information do you want? i’d hate to slow your comically rude outbursts
ARC: FINALLY!
ARC: SOME FUCKING CONSIDERATION!
ARC: THANK YOU FOR TAKING MY NEEDS INTO ACCOUNT. I REALLY FEEL WE ARE MAKING PROGRESS HERE!
ARC: …
ARC: JUST THE EXECUTIVE SUMMARY. PRETEND YOU ARE TALKING TO INDIGO
RAMD: subject 16 is at stage 2, nearing 3. along with 18, s16 is self-medicating to lessen the transitional dissonance. s16 ‘s issues are being compounded by role reversal and added responsibilities which s16 does not feel ready to handle.
RAMD: violence-related stresses are also inflicting the beginnings of ptsd which may cause additional issues. interpersonal issues with s21 continue to build.
ARC: OK. CRAZY AND TWITCHY WITH A DASH OF PARANOIA. JUST LIKE MOM USED TO MAKE!
RAMD: s17 is the only subject to remain at stage 1 at this point. their background is the likely factor for the high level of resistance. however, there has been at least one documented implant leak, which is normally a stage 2 issue.
RAMD: a number of unconscious attempts have been made on other gestalt members which may be reflective of a as yet unknown issue. s17 is being influenced by external entity #334c.
ARC: JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST. DO YOU REALLY THINK I’M GOING TO GET THE GODDAM SYLLADEX OPEN?
RAMD: i was not aware that your lack of work ethic was my concern?
ARC: FINE. EITHER TOO DENSE TO APPRECIATE WHAT’S ACTUALLY HAPPENED OR SECRETLY A SOCIOPATH. NEXT!
RAMD: s18 is solidly in stage 2. existing instabilities as documented in the history have not been compounded by the transitional dissonance, which is somewhat surprising.
RAMD: s18 can demonstrate poor impulse control and issues with authority. s18 is being influenced by external entity #439.
ARC: BETWEEN THE DOPE OR THE PILLS, I’LL TAKE THE PILLS MYSELF. NEXT?
RAMD: s19 is in stage 2 and, while wavering somewhat, has not progressed any further. s19 seems to really enjoy the transitional experience and is increasingly depressed by life at um. as such s19 often doesn’t realize the potential danger of encounters.
RAMD: s19 has had implant leaks, and is being influenced by external entity #199.
ARC: HAPPY GO LUCKY UNTIL GO SPLAT. GOT IT.
RAMD: s20 is in an advanced state of stage 3, on the edge of stage 4. unlike s18 or possibly s17, there is no precondition. s20 seems to be internalling the transitional stress to a much greater degree than the other subjects. several implant leaks have been detected.
RAMD: s20 seems to be on the cusp of a breakthrough, though the manner remains to be seen. S20 is also being influenced by an external entity, #433.
ARC: SO THE INSANITY VOLCANO IS GETTING READY TO ERUPT AND SPEW MOLTEN CRAZY ALL OVER THE LITTLE VILLAGERS BELOW.
ARC: ALSO, WOW. WHO ISNT BEING MANIPULATED HERE?
ARC: ALL THAT LEAVES IS
RAMD: s21. yes.
ARC: JESUS. THIS ONE I KNOW. WHY HAVEN’T WE JUST FUCKING SCRAGGED HIM
RAMD: indigo has said no.
ARC: AND FOR NO GOOD REASON. YOU’VE SEEN THE READINGS
RAMD: indigo doesn’t feel that the precogtrix is infallible. and it still reads the chance of him being the harbinger at 19.5
ARC: SHIT. IT WAS 18.2 LAST TIME. THIS IS THE THIRD INCREASE IN A ROW. YOU KNOW IT, I KNOW IT. INDIGIO SURE AS HELL FUCKING KNOWS IT.
RAMD: i don’t feel it our position or in our best interest to question our superiors in this matter.
ARC: SO CAN YOU TASTE WHAT THEY HAD FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT?
ARC: YOU KNOW, AFTER YOURE DONE WITH THE RIMJOB.
ARC: I’M CURIOUS. RESEARCH!

RAMD has disconnected from the session.

ARC: IS THAT A YES?

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