Chat Log 3

Monitoring Session Activated 19:21:43
Recording UM Private Chat Room #43
WARNINGLEVEL 2 ENCRYPTION DECTECTED……….Decyphered
Ouroboros Transcripting of chat currently in progress:


NeonTiesRK: seriously though, give me a call about that. this kind of opportunity won’t come up again.
OrganicPanic: ja, sure. Not usually mein father’s interest tho.
NeonTiesRK: its kind of a once in a lifetime opportunity, and its not going to last!
MaxPatriot1776: Europeeing punk, probably wouldn’t know real capitalizm if it came up and parked a Hummer on your face!
Umusicmajor89: That’s not very nice. Can’t we get along?
OrganicPanic: Dumbkoff
MaxPatriot1776: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME NZAI!!!?!
GaiusPublicus: Godwin’s law in the hooouse! That only took 10 minutes.
GaiusPublicus: Cretin.
Umusicmajor89: Please stop shouting :(
MaxPatriot1776: You muskrat fleecing piece of shindig! Im going to fence you in the airplane!
NeonTiesRK: What the heck?
OrganicPanic: Heh. University swears filter is on. Works realtime.
MaxPatriot1776: This is such beneficial split! First amendmant you color slimming snakes of backhoes!
Umusicmajor89: It’s almost lyrical :)

19:27:01 – LoveGodHard69 has entered UMCR34

NeonTiesRK: Finally, everyone is here then?
MaxPatriot1776: What’s up, Slim Bog?
LoveGodHard69: ur funny Max! hi everyone :)8
GaiusPublicus: Yep, I think all the monkeys finally made it into the zoo.
GaiusPublicus: Get ready for the poo flinging.
Umusicmajor89: Wait, PrettyFlower5 isn’t here yet!
OrganicPanic: Groan
MaxPatriot1776: the invisiible frind isn’t going to show up!
NeonTiesRK: You know I can get you a great deal on some professional help…
Umusicmajor89: I don’t understand…
LoveGodHard69: u know, seeing visions is a sign of the Devil’s influence! LOVE GOD!
MaxPatriot1776: And THE US of A!!!
NeonTiesRK: Can we stay focused people? we’re supposed to be doing a report here.
NeonTiesRK: Who wants to go first?
Umusicmajor89: Well, I think PrettyFlower has more info, but I have some.
Umusicmajor89: It’s been getting worse I think. She’s been doing some strange stuff lately.
Umusicmajor89: She’s really jittery during the day. Paranoid even. She moans at night some.
MaxPatriot1776: Tell me more about the moaning you too do at nite, birches!!!
Umusicmajor89: Not like that! :0
Umusicmajor89: Like fear. Pain. When she does sleep.
Umusicmajor89: And I heard she totally freaked out at an anatomy lab.
Umusicmajor89: Tried to club the cadaver “back to death.”
GaiusPublicus: Mine has been having me help research more crazy alchemy stuff.
GaiusPublicus: Translating Latin scripts to help me “practice”. He also is looking at old Spanish records
GaiusPublicus: Inquisition type stuff.
GaiusPublicus: He’s also got some human wood cutouts out back. He throws baseballs at them
GaiusPublicus: Like target practice.
GaiusPublicus: Plus, he’s a lot more obsequious to my gram, especially when she’s in a mood. It’s weird.
MaxPatriot1776: What the fumigate does obsecius mean?
GaiusPublicus: It’s what your mom is when I’m on top. Bam!
LoveGodHard69: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
NeonTiesRK: Come on kids…
MaxPatriot1776: YOU SNOT-NOSED LITTLE dandelion farmer! I’m going to rip your magical flying corn out your misty family actuarial hippo!
OrganicPanic: also I want three pounds of the drop-collected kumquats and a case of the organic tofu.
Umusicmajor89: ??
NeonTiesRK: Hunh?
OrganicPanic: sorry, I have another chat window open, ordering from a vendor.
NeonTiesRK: Can we stay focused? What do you have?
OrganicPanic: Can’t say ive seen much change. He still smells of it all the time.
OrganicPanic: Though he smokes less often, when he does he’s way gone.
OrganicPanic: he’s stopped watching some of his movies, the fantasy battle ones.
OrganicPanic: He used to seem to be looking for tips, but recently during fights he’d shudder
GaiusPublicus: How much longer? My sister needs to use the computer.
NeonTiesRK: I’ll make mine quick.
MaxPatriot1776: that’s what she said!!!
Umusicmajor89: She who?
MaxPatriot1776: You stooping crunch
NeonTiesRK: He’s still looking for and stocking up on strange items. Lots of ebay deliveries.
NeonTiesRK: I’ve been doing more of the day-to-day property maintenance.
NeonTiesRK: But not much else. If anything he seems more focused, rather than less.
NeonTiesRK: it’s not on school. He’s paying half a dozen students doing most of his work for him.
NeonTiesRK: His files have some weird business plan proposals in them. Like Lord of the Rings Mafia.

19:40:14 – ARC has entered UMCR34

NeonTiesRK: What the heck?
OrganicPanic: I thought we have private room?
ARC: YOU GOT FUCKALL, JACKASS I GOT MOTHERFUCKING ACC-ESS
MaxPatriot1776: The hepcats? How can he manatee fondling curse?
ARC: SHUT UP ALL OF YOU
ARC: CODE TANGO-FOURTEEN-MOUNTAIN-FOUR-FUCKING-TEMPEST
Umusicmajor89: Oh!
GaiusPublicus: Hail Caesar!
OrganicPanic: Jaowhel!
MaxPatriot1776: And how do you get that text color? thats not an option for me?!
ARC: BY SOAKING MY COMPUTER IN THE BLOOD OF IGNORANT FUCKING ASSHOLES WHO’VE BEEN SKULLFUCKED SO OFTEN THEIR BRAINS HAVE BEEN JIZZ BLASTED OUT THEIR EARS
NeonTiesRK: Wow. Ok, so, uh, sorry sir we start reporting without you here
NeonTiesRK: Should we start over?
ARC: FUCK NO
ARC: ILL GO BACK AND CHECK THE TRANSCRIPT ILL HAVE OUROBOROS PUT IN AT THE END OF THIS

Umusicmajor89: But if you don’t start the transcript until the end…
ARC: I COULD SHIT A MILE OF RAGE SNAKE TO CHOKE YOU TO DEATH
Umusicmajor89: ew
ARC: JUST GET ON WITH THE REPORTS
LoveGodHard69: I moan deep in my throat as you plunge the crucifix faster between my heaving breasts
GaiusPublicus: My eyes!
Umusicmajor89: Oh dear!
OrganicPanic: WTF?
MaxPatriot1776: Dont stop her!!!
ARC: WHAT IN NAME OF THE ALL-FUCKING-MIGHTY HAS BEEN GOING ON IN HERE!?!!
LoveGodHard69: oopsie. Have another chat window open with a likely convert
NeonTiesRK: Could we stay focused? HOw many of you have extra windows open?
ARC: NONE NOW
LoveGodHard69: hey!
GaiusPublicus: Hax!
ARC: NOW FUCKING GET ON WITH IT OR I AM GOING TO START HANDING OUT ASSES LIKE IM MOTHERFUCKING MOSES
ARC: AND YOUVE KNOWN NOTHING BUT YEARS OF BITTER ASS FAMINE

OrganicPanic: But I was just checking out my cart

19:44:28 – ARC has banned OrganicPanic from UMCR34

MaxPatriot1776: Awesome!
ARC: IM GETTING THE DATA FROM THE TRANSCRIPT ILL START AT THE END AND HE ALREADY WENT
MaxPatriot1776: Permission to report, sir!
ARC: GO
MaxPatriot1776: My clandistine observations of the target have revealed some behavor changes
MaxPatriot1776: His combat ability has been increasing. Especially hand 2 hand.
MaxPatriot1776: But sometimes just as sparring heats up, he acts like he hears a voice or something
MaxPatriot1776: And he pulls back. He’s also nervus sparring the female ROTC.
MaxPatriot1776: He’s started going out at night around campus. Almost…patrolling.
MaxPatriot1776: I’ve made a detaled log of his activities. 22 days ago at 2230 hours he left

19:46:59 – ARC has banned MaxPatriot1776 from UMCR34

ARC: FUCK NO IM NOT LISTENING TO THAT
Umusicmajor89: Is all the cursing really necessary?

19:47:20 – ARC has banned Umusicmajor89 from UMCR34

ARC: HOLD ON

19:47:35 – ARC has unbanned Umusicmajor89 from UMCR34

ARC: ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY, YOU MISERABLY DELUDED ASSTARD

19:47:55 – ARC has banned Umusicmajor89 from UMCR34

GaiusPublicus: And then there were four

19:48:08 – ARC has banned GaiusPublicus from UMCR34

ARC: GENIUS BRAT CANT FUCKING COUNT VERY WELL
ARC: OK CUM DUMPSTER TELL ME WHAT YOU GOT

LoveGodHard69: hey
LoveGodHard69: anyway. She’s really weird and totally a witch now. I want an exorcism
LoveGodHard69: Shes all pagan and into mother earth stuff or something
LoveGodHard69: She spends all her time walking that scary dog out in the park and the woods
LoveGodHard69: She seems kinda bummed out, like she’s expecting to go on vacation but never leaves
LoveGodHard69: She’s drawling a lot of sketches of wolves and nature and stuff. Boring.
ARC: OK SOUNDS GOOD ENOUGH TO ME
ARC: GO BACK TO FUCKING CROSSES OR WHATEVER

19:53:14 – ARC has banned LoveGodHard69 from UMCR34

ARC: JEGUS I HATE THIS PART OF THE JOB
ARC: WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE

NeonTiesRK: Um, just one more thing sir
ARC: WHAT IS IT IDIOT
NeonTiesRK: I believe his father is coming to family appreciation day
ARC: NO SHIT
ARC: THAT IS GOOD TO KNOW

NeonTiesRK: I hope you’ll mention me to her?

19:55:53 – ARC has banned NeonTiesRK from UMCR34

ARC: NAH
ARC: OK START THAT OUROBOROS TRANSCRIPT
ARC: ABOUT 35 MINUTES SHOULD DO IT

19:56:06 – ARC has left UMCR34

19:56:20 – PrettyFlower5 has entered UMCR34

PrettyFlower5: Sorry I’m late!
PrettyFlower5: Anyone still here? P-tune in the house!


19:56:43 – End Ouroboros Transcripting. Sending.

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